We’ve got a situation
We’ve got a mad old fish
He’s got a wild imagination
He’s got a suspect list
He’ll treat you with hospitality
Then analyse the way that you sip your tea
And before you know it you’re down on the suspect list

He send an invitation with an RSVP
I sent my note of acceptance
I signed my name AD
Well he studied my letter so carefully
To analyse the way that I write my Cs
And before you know it I’m down on the suspect list

Come on now, come on now
Come and meet the outside
I’m daring you to leave the house
Come on you can do it
You can’t be that stupid
You stare in terror at the outside world
The outside world

I took him over to a hostel
I bought a couple of beers
He said I’m ever so grateful
But I see the fear yeah
Well he looked right into the glass and said
You’ll try and poison me until I drop down dead
And before you know it you’re down on the suspect list

Come on now, come on now
Come and meet the outside
I’m daring you to leave the house
Come on you can do it
You can’t be that stupid
You stare in terror at the outside world
The outside world